I was in a social fraternity ("frat") in college, and as I've noticed we are listed among contributors to this PAC. Not even in their top-22, and actually only a small handful of donors, but this is still disappointing.

Seriously. The very notions of "chivalry" and "white knighting" are borne from these ancient lineages and passed down through custom and blood, and people on a feminist blog get mad at me for pointing out that it's a backwards institution?

Yes, and it is also 2013, and we're a lot more educated and cognizant of how silly these institutions are.

In what world am I a troll? Sheesh.

Also, more butt sex and mouth sex means less children.

A whole lot of things! Puppies! Kittens! Mojitos! Fresh snow! Naps! Everything normal and happy!

I think I will. Enjoy caring about about an unelected influence that has, in history, colonized and enslaved peoples abroad while continuing to profit off of its peoples domestically. The very system that brought about fiefdoms and "chivalry".

Thank god there is a spawn to continue this archaic and pointless institution.

This is why I have my own religion which I am calling Mehism.

I had eaten so many of its cousins in my life, I honestly probably deserved it.

True Life: I Grew Up On The Jersey Shore, Skinny Dipped Often, And Was Pinched By A Blueclaw Crab In A Rather Unfortunate Place.

From Bill Murray's twitter account:

It isn't.

Seriously how did EVERYONE miss this?

GinaMarie's last name is ZIMMERMAN

Good to see Ethiopia has solved all the more pressing issues that have plagued it.

Not that this isn't an issue, but Forbes valuations are usually really really arbitrary and not as representative as an actual valuation.

Mean. I think. I don't know honestly. Everything is listed as household income and I am a single 25year old with two roommates so I don't even know if I am part of a "household".

Finally, I'm above average on something!

OMG NO AARON CARTER IS HE OK??????