I always thought tipsy was akin to buzzed, and wasted was - well, wasted.

She married a super rich guy. She, herself, is rich. So, like that girl from Girls, she can fund her own nonsense if it matters that much to her.

I have a friend who was a pro-am surfer, and he would do the same thing.

Was just coming to say the same thing.

I'm going to get TWO MILLION men to boycott his haircut. Eeheheeeeeeeesh.

Another Weiner done in by an unsolicited dick.

OKCupid.

WHY IS AARON CARTER A THING? WHAT DID I MISS?

I just reported my first video to Youtube.

As another dude who lives in NYC and has faced this "dilemma", here's what I've realized:

That is true! How are you a "bro" if you can't brag that you "totally smashed a slampiece, total 9 bro"?

AND YET... he's parallel with John Mayer on this chart. WHAT?

And I just think the premise is flawed to begin with, because aside from being an athlete, as someone below pointed out, Tebow is just NOT a bro. He's not. He's a decent genuine guy (with outmoded morals and beliefs, but hey). How he dealt with the media in NYC was nothing short of classy.

I mean, these are definitely all fair points, but since when are we judging "bros" by who they vote for and what their stance is on reproductive rights?

How is Tim Tebow below Ryan Lochte? Like, I get that he's all super-Jesusy, but he's infinitely less annoying and a dick than the JeahMan.

Yeah I agree, simple joy and adorable animals are terrible.

Yeah I read stuff about him a few months ago. Seems like a really righteous good dude.

Count me as grateful that Bloomberg Junior isn't the mayor, yet.

More like Badlatte, or Starbuckslatte, amirite

No, more just like "DUDE I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR DICK MAN COME ON EW GROSSS WAHHHH"