Every locker room I have been in was dudes trying to avoid eye-to-penis viewing but when it happened, always flaccid. (Usually after showers, which might have something to do with it.)

I always assumed that since penises aren't as generally viewable (as opposed to say, boobs size, which are much more obvious) that my silly gender wouldn't worry about it as much.

Now if only Community was funny.

I never saw the need to pull all-nighters because I budgeted my time really well.

You could also do what I'm going to do, which is show up and meet the people I'll NEVER WANT TO TALK TO ABOUT ANYTHING EVER.

At least it's pre-coffee breath?

Well I didn't want Lena Dunham to ruin my neighborhood with cliches and inordinately white cast members, but here we are.

Yes because that's what MONSANTO will do.

Honestly it would probably be cheaper to lobby. Especially given the fact that the anti-GMO voices are very loud and that they have a pretty good point that GMOs are not totally legal elsewhere in the world nor is the major GMO producer/benefactor in the US (Monsanto) without a shitton of controversy. A few million a…

Exactly. People do not realize how much lobbying Monsanto does in order to get away with what it does. It's literally one of the worst corporations in the world.

His "persona", or whatever you might call it, is grating and unbecoming. Not a fan of his music either. But I have a few friends who work in PR who have met him and said he's actually a really friendly guy.

First off, Thought Catalog is terrible. Everything about it is terrible. I hate it. It's so amateur that it should never ever ever ever be taken seriously. I'm surprised this wasn't an extremely generic list of "_____ things you only realize in your 20s". So awful.

Her writing is too simple. There's no sexiness to it. Which is fine if you're writing an instruction manual, but she wasn't. I get that she was born in Russia so English wasn't her first language, but still.

Yeah, I guess we can. :)

I'd like to add Ayn Rand to the list of awful writers, because she is an awful writer.

I'm a Devils fan, so there will be no sympathy towards the Evil Empire from me.

Then again he was obviously from some country in Africa where they probably still burn sorcerers and witches.

I really love that every time there's a simple reference to hockey on Jezebel, there's a separate thread that becomes a place to vent about hockey.

I'm voting for Weiner over Quinn any day. The work he did in Congress was fantastic. Quinn is too close to Bloomers to make me want to vote for her.