Finally!

Bigly, covfefe!

I got out of the chef racket when all you needed was two sharp knives, a pair of tongs, and a dry place on the counter to snort lines and roll joints. Not sure how I feel about this whole technology-dependent development in the field... will bring this up at the next meeting of the Luddite society.

Just adopt a fucking dog, Christ. My dog is better behaved and better looking than 99% of the “pure” breeds that make up his genetics and I got him from a goddamned shelter.

That’s Willy’s retirement grease.

Dont worry about that day coming, the Trump Tax system will trickle down like a mawfuck, get ready to start winning so bigly, youll get tired of winning.

I honestly didn’t see much of an issue with the intersection myself, but I guess traffic laws are complicated when you ridea moose to work

Incredibly powerful solar cells and batteries, softer more absorbent paper towels, a remote control that is completely un-loseable, and last but probably best of all… AI driven flying sausages.

I take it you’ve not seen this.

Just for old time’s sake.

Dare I call her a zapatista? Or would I be sabotaging myself?

Like 5 people probably had their orders cancelled. It’s pretty much a nightmare.

Here’s idiots like you not learning how to read the fucking article.

You can also avoid STDs by pouring hydrochloric acid all over your face.

***Eric Clapton quickly records new song***