Submit to the illusion

No big deal. That looks like me getting into my Uber last night.

fucking hate some jobs I had, “Hi Mr. Kavorkian” and Kavorkian replies, “It’s Dr. Kavorkian.”... cause you know you’re here for a procedure so you can still be a smug ass hole who has to remind the world they are better than everyone else b/c they went to medical school.

More cupholders.

Arizona really demanding Florida raise its game this half.

And yet, statistically, couples who wait have at minimuma slightly higher probability of lasting longer. You can cite “causation v correlation” until you’re blue in the face, but over massive samples, statistically those who wait do better. Which disproves ptown707's claim that you have to live with your partner to…

The statistics on successful marriages don’t bear that out. Living together before marriage actually makes your marriage less likely to survive rather than more likely. It may be a correlational thing in that the kind of people less likely to live together before marriage may be the same kind of people less likely to…

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

Not for the 1st time,

“Tessy”

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

Well educated? lol. Have you even been to New York? Lmfaooooooo.

I remember everyone making fun of Apple for getting into the mobile phone business.

We can do better than that!

Outlaw Star turns 18 in January.

Just wait until they find out about Seal Team Six

Hat’s off to the pilots for diverting and getting the bird back on the ground. I’m actually genuinley curious though, how did they get into that mess in the first place? Was their wx radar on board INOP? Because, the last time I checked, you’re supposed to deviate around hail-producing cells. I could only imagine what…