Submit to the illusion
Please be this kind of aliens
Look how big this bass is.
“But it’s so simple! All I have to do is divine from what I know of you, are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy’s? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great…
Didn’t Michelle Obama already say that, word for word?
How exactly can he be “old and washed up?” He’s clearly a supernatural entity who can only be summoned through the use of magic rings. Basically immortal. Not subject to the everyday worries of human beings, like paying the rent, or saving up for his kids’ college. Protecting the planet isn’t like his career or…
I know you were trolling, but the young’uns deserve to know: This bad.
You use your back? This man uses his junk...
Only plugging my instagram because I have a couple of quick rain timelapses as well. One of them was featured on the local news!
I spotted Palmer Luckey a few weekends ago at Maker Faire in NYC :
Okaley Dokely! I’ll shave off the soup strainer if you give the sailor talk the ol’ heave-ho. Okay?
The underrated problem is how they haven’t been allowed to make tiny legislative tweaks as needed to fix problems. With any big program you need to do fine tuning. But because the Republicans have refused to allow anything other than total repeal, obvious fixes have been impossible.
Make America Grate Again
Fortunately, owing to incoming tides and the efforts of the youngster, the mother humpback was able to free herself and swim away. Both appeared tired and distressed after the incident, but were otherwise unhurt.
My go to running joke. Pop up book of serial murderers.
All your database are belong to us?