Here is a picture of him personally removing all videos from YouTube:

Oh, also, there’s huge matters of good taste here, since selfie sticks are the new Crocs and Socks combo.

Should’ve just done this to both of them:

Instead of roads that *are* solar panels, how about covering the roads WITH solar panels... Now, you don’t have to over engineer and risk damage to the solar panels/road surface! You also get the benefit of reducing the Urban Island Heat affect. That makes SO much more sense.

Just cancel simpsons already and use any money that would have gone into simpsons on a new season of Futurama... DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Xenon thrusters will also tend to blind oncoming satellites, prompting them to flash their own thrusters in retaliation, which could potentially set off a “Space Rage” War.

If all else fails, never leave home without your shake-weight, just in case.

i had expired tags and no insurance for a year in Boise, Idaho of all small places and by God did i learn so many tricks and picked up a sixth sense. thanks, shitehawk for sharing the truth some of us know.

That used to work for me, too. Would play a singles match of tennis, then doubles challenge all day drinking beer while waiting my turn. Worked really well until I hit 40. Then, bang, gained 30 lbs. Been a struggle keeping it off ever since. Cutting back consumption helped for a while, but each year takes more…

Help others install VLC, like this protester assisting the police with their install!

Hey, was that Crown Vic? More like a drown vic................ (do I win?)

I remember doing this with AMD's Thunderbird with the glass core exposed. If you even so slightly applied uneven pressure you would hear the core crack and knew you had just killed your CPU.

Rage sounds the same in any language. Except German, then everything sounds like rage.

Let's see how LONG you can hold your breath after THIS...... FRrrrrraaapp.