“...Lea says the New Hanover County deputy stuck his foot in the door and demanded to come inside.”

“How to Hack Your Child’s Behavior So You Can Go Back to Reading Facebook, As Fast As Possible”

Not to mention, doing an occasional live fire exercise on bad mouthing, US economic interest getter-in-the-way, people killing, threat making, dictators/terrorists/beret-and-camo-pants-wearing person/s.

Damn, couldn’t watch Kramer here without hearing... “...statue of limit....n,n,n,n,n,n,n...” in my head.

Greedy AF.

This year’s dish of the summer is literally steak au dashboard.

If something doesn’t look right when done, cover it in sauce/glaze. Done!

Where in the would would he be inconspicuous?!?

tipped people 200%

“I’ve heard plenty make it clear that they would not be working as waistaff if all they made was minimum wage or even what a tip-free joint was willing to offer them”

Time to cross it off my bucket list, thanks.

“...OK to stiff the rest of the establishment.”

If the Bank Accidentally Deposits Money in Your Account, Don’t Spend It,

The mechanic could probably sue, but that’s a 50/50 bet, better to shoot for a private settlement; or, best route for the owner, fire both employees.

Bring back The Us Festival! *Freebirrrrd!*

Money follows art, art follows money. 

Don’t forget about the standards like “I’m Saving All My Love For Netflix.”

For most things that I would buy at Target, I now get from Amazon through their Subscribe and Save program. I plan ahead and get the 15% discount for having multiple items, plus the 5% you get by using their Prime Visa. I order about every 3 months, for me, Prime pays for itself in savings from a couple orders. I…

Stop wasting the ice.