Washington State Department of Agriculture so losing its funding.

Verizon Exec 1: What are we going to do? The streaming nets are eating our lunch!

I bet humans stole their fire and slaughtered them all. That’s the kind of thing we’d do. It probably went down like this.

With that little mini-map in the corner and the other controls in there, it took me a minute to figure out whether that was an actual photo or a screencap from Grand Theft Auto.

“...Hong Kong’s wealthiest man Li Ka-Ching...” That checks out.

I say boy I say boy...can you hear me now?

It’s not about how much severance you receive; it’s about how much copper wire you can get out of the building with.

This works out well for them, since everybody will likely switch to the standard tobacco flavor, which has roughly twice the nicotine of most other brands of e-cigarettes. BTW, Juul is majority (35%) owned by Altria-formerly Phillip Morris, so they’re all about getting people hooked on nicotine.

God, it’s going to take them forever to get ready.

Great post comrade!  75 bonus social points for you for such an excellent pro-China post. Keep this up and your family may get released from the forced labor camp. 

I’ve always been a fan of accurate labels on storage media.

/muffled by mug/

I looked up Wikipedia.

US parades are invasions. 

Unlike the six or seven-barred western weapons this weapon has an amazing eleven barrels.

Now apply this logic to firearms manufacturers.

Coq au vin, what?