What if that was an actual level of service? Uber Final Destination!

Don’t forget murdery possessed drivers, too.

Start $20 -> ~$2.75; per driver on vid

“$6.3 billion”

It is also a a curse; not being able to let go and move on. Picasso could’ve retired in glory, but he decided he needed a ‘pervy old man’ period in his legacy.

“What about an immediate treatment to keep you from pooping yourself?”

That’s a maybe.

Likely explanation.

Leave him alone, he’s just trying to be disruptive.

Scientists are the worst at spreading fake science. They do it to me all the time. Moving on!

Perfect! Thanks for posting this.

You really went off the rails with that statement, man.

I think we all know where this is going.

We prefer the term, “alternative news.”

“And brimming with delicious Greek yogurt.”

It’s not disruptive enough.

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