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In California, an employer can require employees to work overtime, if employees do not agree with the requirement, employers are free to discipline or terminate that employee. Also, unless there is a prior agreement between employee and employer, the maximum daily scheduled work hours allowed in a 24-hour period is 16

She enjoys edging him every night, it’s the “A Thousand and One Arabian Nights” for the modern era.

Call us wimps, but after seeing Will Arnett walk on a bed of Legos, we wouldn’t want to mess with the guy.

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Fun Fact: All Roman soldiers had a secondary duty to educate the local populace how to read and write Latin.

I know, Mother Earth; her youthful virginal looks, fertile plains, and perfectly shaped mounds; if her landscape were not exposed, she would’ve not made herself a possible victim. Just look at all the other planets, they’re appropriately dressed in clouds of toxic gases, their terrains covered up, you don’t see them

That’s the trickle down economy, the cost of everything always trickles down.

Damn, nice, thanks for the link!

Did those wandering ants have white frizzled antennae and unkempt exoskeletons?

Sounds just like every for-profit corporation.

Looks cool, and the concept is neat, but let’s be realistic. If I’ve learned anything from The Simpsons, is that your aspirations and real life are polar opposites more often than not.

Fuck yeah!

That picture is fake, fake, fake! It’s obviously a picture of a zoomed-in vinyl record. We’ve actually never been Saturn, it’s all a big government conspiracy.

Piece of shit Moon, stealing oxygen from Americans. We have a huge deficit in oxygen trade from the Moon.

Just showing off, or maybe he works as a courier/delivery person?

He always scores pefect 18 hole-in-one rounds of golf (at his golf courses). It’s in the Encyclopedia Trumpannica, the best encyclopedia, so you know it’s true.

GPS system

And now, time for an Internet classic.

“What she said after he grabbed her by the pussy will leave you speechless! Click here.”

Just so you know, the ‘X’ stands for extreme.