Endangered? Bees nutz! Ha-ha! Gottem!!

I have, but I like NyQuil for the acetaminophen, too; as it helps with the, “just got hit between the eyes with a ball-peen hammer,” pain that comes with sinus congestion.

Great recipe for waking up to regret. 😁

Fuck the cough, I just wanna get a good night’s sleep. Lack of sleep is what makes me feel so shitty. Old Severe Cold Tylenol used to work best, NyQuil is my second choice, and if nothing else is available TheraFlu. For daytime cough, I survive on Riccola cough drops.

You’re only supposed to use the “tip,” not the shaft.

What!?

Just let the co-pilot fly the plane. If the co-pilot is drunk, then the passengers are boned.

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I think that’s for the best. LOL

“A vegetable lathered in ranch dressing is still a vegetable! Just like pizza is a vegetable.”

Thank you!

“... smell like a rock concert bathroom.”

Well, ghosting is abandonment, the negative effects over time are more or less the same.

Ghosting is also convenient because it leaves things open-ended. For those who can maintain multiple conversations/dates, it’s a good way to put someone on the back burner without straight up pushing them away.

Probably dead. As Louis C.K. once said, “...there’s a good chance that one of you will ruin your family’s Christmas by dying a shitty death.”

That’s no burn, it’s a sign, she’s got the Stevemata.

“What NBA Players Thought About The Election”

Ctrl-zero = regular size, Ctrl-minus = makes everything smaller, Ctrl-+ = makes everything big.

Replace “enforcement” with “solution” - now your plan makes sense.