Booty Queens: You Won’t Believe What Your High School Plane Jane Looks Like Now!

No, their is no problem, ociffer.

That meme hits like a falcon punch. 👊

Man, this sucks. Cooking with Dog is/was great.

Cats, the world’s biggest assholes.

“...this suspension only effects online transactions...”

The Simpsons called it!

Yeah, people in America are still wiping their ass and not washing their hands. Ever been to a movie theater restroom after a movie ends?

“horsecops”

It’ll make a hole in your pocket.

Wrangle this wall of text, and you, sir, have a nice short story.

I starred your post in order to help feed hungry children.

Dearest Sir,

It wasn’t always that way though. Cow brain tacos (next to tripe tacos) are some of the tastiest tacos; fatty, but not the grease balls you get from most taquerias and taco trucks. Blech!

I guess iPhone QA workers do have more fun.

Come clean, man! Was it windshield spray nozzles with LEDs?

I’m surprised by the lack of on-site temporary lodging for employees.

Maybe that word doesn’t mean what you may think it means.

But...what eats blue coral snakes?

How many NY Metro employees does it take to change a light bulb?