Okay, but only if it will let me in on that trick banks hate that’ll let me pay off my mortgage.

We can cry together.

“...galaxies that are very rich in cold gas but have few stars...”

I guess nobody was checking the logs.

That’s a lot of spam accounts.

Delicious, delicious mayonnaise.

That's still 50% happy endings. Probably the best odds of anything in life?

Yeah, buddy.

Sounds like a shitty car.

I guess one can’t really tell when people hit rock bottom.

“It is because Mexico is apparently a mess of a country.”

Probably science.

Filed to: Rantmodo

Fuck this article!

Don’t go outside, bro; might hurt yourself.

“Based on the photo above, it’s quite effective.”

I, for one, welcome our new burrito haulin’ overlords.

Let’s celebrate her retirement by having a GIF party! 🎉

Yeah, she’s going to...