A/S/L though?

You can’t be arrested for attempted bank robbery until you actually attempt to rob the bank.

I’m-a take a step back here and dial it back to nine. I was referencing the Nuremberg trials/superior orders deal-io.

You are basically hand-holding middle-aged (too old to have grown up using computers, not old enough to be grateful for patiently helping them) babies through the terrifying (to their eyes) experience of learning how to use an iDevice. Every minute consists of them making snide remarks like, “This is Apple, right?…

“Unless you’re in the military (or a similarly structured org), ‘just execute my orders’”

“Youtuber is an odd thing to put on one’s CV...”

And bulgogi, satisfies the ear and the palate. Mmmhmm.

That is true.

Yeah, well, let me tell you this, "You wont believe what Chumlee looks like now!"

Most drivers don’t RTFM anymore.

She’s bangable, no doubt, I said it myself. I would deduct [tenths of] points for the Michael Jackson pointy, upturned nose; the slight lisp; pea-sized mole on neck; flat upper lip; bump on side of nose; thin, balding-like hair.

Compas: Spanish shortened word for “Compadres” or “godparents”; in colloquial speech and in the movie, the word is used to mean the same as in the English word; buddy; bro; or broth(er/a)

Minor detail, at 2:25, when Benicio’s character says, “Compas, compas,” the subtitles are mistranslated as, “In peace (con paz), in peace.” It should’ve actually said something like, “Bro(ther)s, bro(ther)s...throw down the gun.”

Something, something, meritocracy. Obviously if you aren’t making it, just means you aren’t slaving away your family time. You aren’t eating your fair share of Hot Pockets, or sleeping enough under your desk.

“Rest In Peace ITT Tech, You Bastards"