Or, eggs are BAD for you. Oh wait, no, eggs are actually good. But only if they’re from free-range, organic chickens that are massaged daily by virgins in a picture perfect farm in the emerald rolling hills of nowhere. And your good cholesterol is where it should be. Or wait, your good cholesterol is actually not so…

“That photo captures the essence of Hillary Clinton flawlessly. The eyes, the suggestion of a smile, the way she casually radiates ‘get the fuck out of my way’.”

I know, man. That chin is the worst since Amir Khan’s.

So it wasn’t this video?

But...but...ONLY if you get it in Comic Sans.

Why can’t tech-bros just stick to their silly all-white/yacth parties?

“Apple CEO Very Insistent Everything Is Fine”

Their work has caused waves in the scientific community.

Reminds me of the dongcopter that disrupted something with Garry Kasparrov.

Hey, don’t fault her for being a woman, fault her for being yet another CEO who gets a pink slip to a posh life. The other 99% of Y! employees get a pink slip and 6 months salary (if there is still enough to scrape off the bottom of the barrel).

That video quality though! Looks like it was recorded in the 90s.

What sitcom is that?

Owls are assholes that will eat your candy!

IDCLIP, would've driven right through it.

IRQ conflict be damned!

Just don’t fuck up the service, because the customer complaint will also be infinitely worse. In my experience, the service level (nothing fancy ~$30-$40/person for dinner) is about the same as in America.

In all, but one, of the restaurants that I’ve worked at, waiters usually kickback a percentage of their tips with the Bartender/Kitchen. Otherwise they get punished by always getting their food/drink orders last.

I wonder if tomacco less dangerous than smoking or vaping?

This guy will live forever.

What does labor, materials, fiber have to do with limiting residential customers to 300 GB usage per month? What does it have to do with throttling Netflix for their own customers until Netflix paid them? What does it have to do with blocking P2P traffic? What does it have to do with injecting code into customers’…