Microwaves also recharges the battery in your key fob.

“...awful cargo short/Moccasin combos...”

Prophesied by Futurama...

How to not suck at Tinder:

Depends on what works for you. In my early twenties, I'd polish 1-2 bottles of hard liquor, plus maybe a 24-pack on a weekly basis, all that drink on top of 3 daily meals. I was doing 25-mile road bike rides almost daily, not particularly challenging loops, but I averaged 17-22 mph moving speed. I also had a simple…

Alright, but only this time, next time you have to try harder.

You need one of these. I run all my fans off of one of these. My rig runs an Intel i5-3570K overclocked to 4.3 Ghz with a Corsair H100 AIO liquid cooler, and I can silence my PC at any time. Lowest point is at 40% power, so no danger of fans not starting or stalling. Especially useful if you like watching movies on…

That felt like playing Russian Roulette...every...time!

Are YOU dense?

Running one of these units diskless using iSCSI. Loading times are similar to HDD, but once it goes, you wouldn't know it doesn't have local storage.

Riot finally made something almost as fun as DoTA.

This would've made a better article image.