...when connected to a can of compressed air balloon which really gets...

“infinite number of monkeys typing Shakespeare”

IKR...why are we wasting our time looking at rocks? It seems that nobody at NASA ever heard of the phrase, “Sex sells!”

I used to live about one mile from the Beverly and 2nd entrance of the tunnel. My siblings and my friends would often make incursions all the way into the tunnel until where the tunnel was sealed off. We tried to make an opening, but this got nowhere beyond scraping off the mortar between some blocks. It was…

Don’t worry, the pilot has been suspended, and reassigned to new duties.

They’ll check ‘em for leaks, throw out the bad ones, and the good ones go back to the manufacturer to be sold as refurbished condoms. They’ll use the water to water the museum’s greenery. The circle is complete.

And if we dig deeper, we might find that H. sapiens originally came from Mars. We probably crash landed here on Earth and just took over this joint and displaced all other species.

Fine illustrations, yet, I find this one much more out of the “comfort zone.”

Cool story, bro. Tell it ag-...oh, you dead.

I heard that high def LED cutting runs cooler, and is much more energy efficient, and you can achieve thinner cuts.

That went no so bad at all, pretty much the best outcome. I see your moth and raise you/dare you to, Youtube: ear myiasis.

Brilliant!

“We’re going to need zip ties, lots and lots of zip ties.”

Tsunamis are the new threat to this nation. We must do all to stem this wave of tsunamis.

“...is there possibly something ‘relly there.’”

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