Scientifically proven to move faster than the U.S. Congress.

Yes, that’s how lag works. =)

Or until you have a 14-year old try to board with a clock he put together as a hobby project.

I knew of a guy that once spent 50K leaving Las Vegas.

Regardless of what the total acre feet of water is used in any given year, agriculture will always have the lion’s share. I was simply trying to illustrate how a small, but important, sector of the economy depends on water for its survival. It’s not like we can seriously say, “let’s save water (by not washing cars;…

It’s not that it doesn’t matter, 5% is not a huge slice of the whole pie, but a disturbance of that sector would definitely have a ripple effect on California and the rest of the country.

“... destroys its land and livelihood forever.”

The question is whether human activity accelerated climate change. At least from cyclical data, we surmise that we are overdue on some kind of major climatic change. The important questions are: When will we reach the tipping point? Is there anything we can do to delay, or reverse extreme climate change?

It’s not El Niño that calls the snakes, it’s...

Fuck you! I was about to post this. Well done, bravo! Good day to you, sir. *tips hat*

Humans are friends, not food!

“Wait a minute, this war plan is all wrong. Why are all the tanks and missiles pointing back at us?”

Good luck with your houseboat.

Sperm Whales: “Those crazy ass humans, always be making blanket statements, walking around and shitting in the ocean like some prima donna. The fuckin’ nerve, ey?”

Wonder what happened to the engineer/tester that lost the phone. Enhanced interrogation?

It was worth the truffle.

The same can be said about art.

The questions posed are like beauty pageant level questions. Good job wasting an expert’s time.