It’s a work-in-progress submarine.

“My friend, we hold your passport and money, that way nobody steals it. Too many thieves in the work camp.”

All thanks to virtually a zero cost in labor, safety regulations, environmental red tape. It’s good to be king, no?

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Why hasn’t this been posted, yet?

I’ve seen this “Joker” before...but where?

“...telling little (insert girl name) that she HAS to hug Uncle (insert name) is somet..”

So goes the old adage, “When in Rome, do as the Romans do.”

Wait a minute, Bart’s teacher is named Krabappel? I’ve been calling her Crandall! Why didn’t someone tell me? Oh, I’ve been making an idiot out of myself!

Comment of the thread! More Futurama, but first denounce the series of episodes where Leela and Fry “get together.” I can’t stand those episodes.

Pacquiao’s head is still ringing after Marquez knocked him out.

Microwaves also recharges the battery in your key fob.

“...awful cargo short/Moccasin combos...”

Prophesied by Futurama...

How to not suck at Tinder:

Depends on what works for you. In my early twenties, I'd polish 1-2 bottles of hard liquor, plus maybe a 24-pack on a weekly basis, all that drink on top of 3 daily meals. I was doing 25-mile road bike rides almost daily, not particularly challenging loops, but I averaged 17-22 mph moving speed. I also had a simple…

Alright, but only this time, next time you have to try harder.

You need one of these. I run all my fans off of one of these. My rig runs an Intel i5-3570K overclocked to 4.3 Ghz with a Corsair H100 AIO liquid cooler, and I can silence my PC at any time. Lowest point is at 40% power, so no danger of fans not starting or stalling. Especially useful if you like watching movies on…