That sucks balls! Just keep your fingers crossed and try to blend in.

The perps were acessing the system with valid credentials that they lifted from the system. It was probably a user id that was authorized to perform full backups of the raw database files.

Past and present, plus private contractor employees.

“...telling little (insert girl name) that she HAS to hug Uncle (insert name) is somet..”

Personally, I’m waiting for this pleasure “device.”

San Francisco, awesome place to visit. But why does it smell like a porta-potty at night?

They’ll do anything to avoid slowing down and having babies.

“...army of machines to take over the world...”

All those foreign out-of-towners want their sweet, sweet wifi, but free wireless is hard to find.

Cocaine? Never touched that stuff!

It IS one of the perks of working from home.

Will anybody be shooting [questions] at you?

That was way better than these guys.

That last sentence has so many different meanings. I love it!

Guy doing welcome tour: “Try to not touch anything, somebody probably jizzed on it.”

It’s like low-fat products. Increased production, increased power usage.

That’s the main gripe that I have with these kinds of designs, it’s that they look like catalogs, forcing you to scan the whole thing to find the basic functions. It’s pretty, but not very untuitive.