If we can keep these people away from the cactus plants, then it might just work.

Dinos ‘been de’d for whil’ na-ow.

Nopales salad on a tortilla, a bowl of beans, and an ice-cold glass of horchata preparada (horchata topped with, cantaloupe, chopped walnuts, a dollop of sorbet de pitaya).

This!

Rigor mortis.

Bees made of antimatter.

Do you go to a public restroom to take a piss and GTFO, or to check out other guys’ penis?

A blouse/shirt that doesn’t accentuate a woman’s bust.

Which is why Grumpy Cat approves of Reddit going to hell.

Reddit is tearing itself apart?

They’ll send out checks as soon as they’re done destroying all other retail stores.

So goes the old adage, “When in Rome, do as the Romans do.”

Money laundering, perhaps? Or maybe her boss was just creeping on her, which sounds plausible if he bragged about his knowledge of her movements.

So, is this a documentary about:

As we get closer to Pluto.

Shark is probably saying, “Get this shit cage out of here, it’s ruining my feng shui!”

Paperless is good, except for when the system goes down. Not much of a worry in HA enterprise environments, but in small shops, it basically freezes everything.

Of course, before e-signatures, a fax was the only legally binding way to instantly “sign” for something without your physical presence.

Isn’t every copy machine since 1998 also a fax, PDF machine? I remember being able to fax directly from the copy machine, also convert the scanned documents to PDFs and have it sent to a server.