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For more recent stuff, Masterpiece by Big Thief has a VERY solid three-song run:

Can there truly be a Pipe Masters tournament without J.R. Smith?

It’s cool that both teams spend nearly the entire clip mocking the accuracy of North Korea’s long-range missiles.

Does this mean I have to take his theme song off my party playlist?

The elusive triple-threat

My favorite part of this is not the spelling/grammar issues, the lack of actual sentences, or even the general bat-shit craziness of it all. My favorite part is that all of this anger and hate stems from this guy being offended about someone daring to say that Blake Shelton isn’t the sexiest man of the year.

THE CENTER TURNING LANE IS THERE TO TURN OUT OF, NOT INTO.

And on such nice boats, too!

Do Dortmund’s jerseys look like that by accident, or were they going for a mid-90s MLS look?

That is so great it makes up for the fact that they named their dog “Dethan.”

Well I guess LTC doesn’t stand for “Learn to Chill.”

So he’s anti-LGBTQ, but pro-overly dramatic semi-nude photography. Got it.

The real story here is that Migos booked a gig in Des Moines.

3:12-3:15 is the best “oh, for fuck’s sake!” in the history of film.

6'7" 28 year-old here. I’m half his age, but when I dunk I have to be warmed up and stretched, and I have to do it on a running start. Then, every joint in my body cracks, I barely push the ball over the rim, and I stop playing for the day.

This is great, but is he giving CPR to his balls?

There is a line in this song that goes, “I need that money like the ring I never won.” I can’t tell if it’s an insult, or just a joke, or a statement that Iverson is great with or without a ring, which would imply that Malone in fact doesn’t need that money. Post, you so cryptic.

I wanted to bash Symons for naming his kids Brylee, Slade, and Jett. But if you’re raising your kids to be future Texas Tech quarterbacks, Slade Symons and Jett Symons are absolutely perfect names.