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This has nothing to do with nothing, but does anyone know why the lines on the field are blue?

Surfing’s Most Iconic Event Is In Jeopardy Thanks To A Very Dumb Dispute

I hope St. Mary’s receives a tournament virgin berth.

Lol.

Fuck off

You’re a sad sack of shit.

Conservative Twitter is having a cow over this. O’Keefe is like a god to many of them, and the fact that he got owned so hard isn’t something too many of them can get their minds around.

As a taller gentleman I would like to subscribe to your newsletter, or podcast, as appropriate.

America is overdue a news and current affairs channel for tall people.

We have a 5'7" Jack Reacher and a 5'10" Punisher.
These issues are not being debated or even addressed.
No wonder the country is losing its way.

This puts Johnson in a rare class. He could possibly blame CTE on three things- football, skateboarding, and headbutting his spouse.

A church is filled with people on a Sunday. He lived in backwoods Texas. This was literally the only place to find a crowd. Please don’t make yourself a victim in this. There are plenty of real ones, this has nothing to do with you.

lol i can tell you’re a big tough person sorry for my comment about how four dudes [EDIT: three + 1 woman my bad] holding one woman shouldn’t punch her, i can tell i’m not tough enough

I’m guessing those Blue Lives Matters assholes are going to be conflicted as all hell. On the one hand, they’re going to argue that the drunk chick had it coming. On the other, black guy. Truly a Sophie’s choice situation for them.

Not to trigger all the Blue Lives Matter assholes out there, but there is no reason for him to hit her like that. Act like you’re the one, you know, in charge.

Group text:

So, so many pics of old man balls are in some intern’s future.

Breanna, thank you for putting this story out with Hepatitis B(ecky)‘s mugshot front and center. I’ve seen too many articles using the nasty bitch’s “cute” instapics and I’ve been calling out the authors. Fuck that noise.

The Thunder announced shortly thereafter that they had fired Miller.