Braeydaen will pick a very strong running mate named Jaxstyn.

Quin Snyder looks like somebody that’s doing a terrible job of convincing Simon Wiesenthal that he’s a native Brazilian.

All this just for one little white Lai.

That is too evocative.

Because Uranus was hungry?

The only person that wasn’t thrilled was the next kid in the layup line.

Big Baller Brand sounds like a fake sponsor in a video game’s manager mode. And that shirt is horrendous.

I guess he just wanted Mo Anas.

Don’t sleep on Christian Joo as a Cinderella out of the Dragonwagon Regional.

EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! WE’VE GOT AN INVESTMENT GUY OVER HERE!

Thank you!

I am in the exact same situation as Tony in terms of age, profession, and student loans. I’m piggybacking off of this post to ask if anybody knows of vehicles that fit Tony’s criteria and are also good for really tall drivers. HELP!

Canada is just weird enough that I had to look up whether they actually spell it “argeu.”

The worst five episodes of this show would make for a great night of TV.

Did anyone go into this story looking for interesting goat recipes?

Well, yeah. For teaching physics.

As a representative of the over-6'6"-but-too-poor-to-fly-first-class community, I say NO RECLINING!

Warm take: Darkness on the Edge of Town and Nebraska are masterpieces that absolve Bruce Springsteen of all of his dad rock sins.