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first mobbing him in the dugout and then hitting him with a Gatorade and gum bath during his postgame interview

Moron. +1

"When I got to second base, I didn't know what to do," said Revere,

This may seem like no big deal but Austria playing "Take Me Out" instead of the Yugoslav national anthem is how World War I started.

Holy moly

Jim Irsay To Be Charged With Two OUI Misdemeanors

As true as it is that this was un-self-aware on Rice's part (not to mention the ridiculousness of the tweet), press conferences like this are stagecraft. There is no way that an organization like the Ravens didn't prep these two ahead of time. That means that someone in their communications shop coached Janay Rice to…

Assuming the case survives the summary judgment stage, Manziel should have no problems winning on the merits given the overwhelming evidence in his favor that he is a giant dick.

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Don't be silly, Tom. As someone who has attended many a game at the Metrodome, I can assure you that cows don't really care where they eat.

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I always assumed that it was just the Rams' fans who must be on drugs.

I'm not sure why the prosecutors are having so much trouble figuring this out. It's basically a blueprint.

Magnificent. +1

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The Kennedy racer must have had the night off.

In it's defense, the NFL says that they told the players everything but that they probably just forgot.

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