Things got even weirder when he followed this up with a parable about working hard that he called A Tale of Two Kitties

"Baby, you must be Sylvia Plath 'cause you make me want to put my head in your oven."

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"Hey girl, you must be Lucrezia Borgia 'cause you make me want to put something in your drink."

Excellent.

"It was approved by a...nose. This is Darren Rovell with ABC News."

Dammit banjo, you mangy cat.

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Johnny Manziel Is So Damn Obnoxious You Should Love Him

Who is the worst?

Ha!

"Wrong kid." - Donald Sterling

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To be fair, they thought there was supposed to be a shootout.

My guess is because it doesn't fit the narrative. If your argument is that Sterling's sin is "just" words and we should be paying more attention to actions, it doesn't help to point to examples of the latter.

It actually can! Here's what you do:

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One thing that might help is a trade to the Pirates. He'd fit in better there, what with all the Rs.