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God hates delays

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This is great.

ha!

Well that's different. Usually Nationals' managers are involved in train wrecks.

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Bet he saw this coming.

Things got really crazy when the Loons and the TinCaps began accusing each other of conspiring to set the geyser off for reasons that made no sense to anyone else.

Picture it: Cornhuskers vs. Gophers at the Metrodome. I was wearing one of those Gophers caps with the stuffed Goldy face on it. Nebraska had beaten the piss out of Minnesota, per usual. We had just left the stadium when some stupid Nebraska fan got up in my face, knocked my cap off, and yelled "Gophers suck!" or…

"Rickey Henderson wants to unretire just to try it."

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17 actually reasonable points about navigating a conversation with the disabled so that no one feels alienated.

Even better.

To be fair, that kid is a Red Sox fan.