Ha!

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Fuck you for ever suggesting that someone is a rapist because they made a joke that (1) has nothing to do with rape and (2) that you are willfully refusing to comprehend. Whatever you expected to accomplish in replying to the original comment, you have not only failed but have probably done your mission harm.

Here, I will explain it to you. The Texas Rangers are a baseball organization with both a major league and a number of minor league affiliates (baseball is a sport, you see). The last line of the comment is essentially the "reveal" of the joke: the commenter is not talking about the rape at all. He's talking about…

Jesus, he's lucky they didn't crucify him for this.

This is just ridiculous and is a perfect example of why Americans just don't get soccer. I mean, why would you sack the coach and, more importantly, give him any warning ahead of time?

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Ha!

but it's more than little weird that "throwbacks" for Arizona means playing as Kansas City.

As you should and they should.

I desperately wanted to play hockey as a little kid in Minnesota but this was before girls hockey was really a thing. Instead, I was forced to do figure skating, which meant getting up at the ass crack of dawn to learn how to spin like an idiot while staring longingly at the other end of the rink where the boys were…

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The warning makes more sense once you know that the chair ump is gluten intolerant.

Sure, because expecting hedge fund billionaires to keep your bucks from disappearing has worked so well in the past.

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"Warned you."

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This is the best thing I've ever read.