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Goddamn pussies keep ruining football.

Totes perf +1

In all seriousness, I understand the inclination to say that you don't want to train your daughters. But, no matter what the sport, profession, workplace, community, etc., the response cannot be keeping your (or anyone's) daughters away from it. That only serves to deny your daughters access to something. Instead, be…

This is the correct viewpoint.

You've been open about dealing with mental health issues. How supportive are the NFL and the NCAA of athletes who struggle with depression, personality disorders, etc? Are there steps they can take to create a better atmosphere for athletes who need help?

Sad face.

A little part of my soul died the day they stopped televising the National Costume Competition.

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After the camera stopped rolling, Incognito immediately stole all the club members' lunch money and clubbed the lady in the hat with the mallet.

Pretty sure he's both. The buffoon part is hysterical.

There's a reason he's every sane person's favorite (or only tolerable) member of the royal family.

but if he was a black guy, he would have been vilified as a petulant "cancer on the team" with an "attitude problem".

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All pie is delicious, provided you don't use canned/jarred pie filling.

The Little Punter that Couldn't

I was once on a date where, despite its awfulness for all involved, I still had to make clear at the end of the night that there was going to be nothing even close to sex. He said, verbatim, "you know, you're really not skinny enough to not put out." He didn't say it in anger but as if he were giving me solid life…

That's also the nicest note I've ever seen a Chicagoan leave in that situation. Most of them have been spelled out in shards of passenger side window glass.

"None of you Oregon man probably have any gonads."

It's a synchronization thing.