Huh? I don't get it.

No, we're not.

I recommend this comment.

Best way to inoculate someone against a lifetime of pain of rooting for a shitty team is to turn them into alcoholics. Now excuse me while I go get my morning bourbon.

Were you surprised to discover that, in order to read a blog, you had to read the blog?

I'm not saying you can't like seasoned fries but everyone with a sophisticated french fry palate will always prefer the simplicity of a perfectly fried, salty regular fry.

Randomly enough, whether Bo Jackson would face a different outcome now was an uneducated discussion my Dad and I had a while back. Great read, Jesse Fredeen (if that is your real name).

Anyone who tries to say this is not "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll" is a joy-killing asshole. Stop being joy-killing assholes.

Why Don't The St. Louis Cardinals Respect The Game?

"Now that's a fire!" guy is kind of a jerk. He didn't do anything to help and, later that night when taking the kids out for ice cream, he told one of their friends that they couldn't have any "cause you are on the welfare."

Bears are just fucking awesome. I could watch this all day (and just might).

The first time I ever saw a Papa Gino's was when I lived in New Hampshire for a while last year. I haven't seen one since.

Yes - maybe a little less dense but basically a traditional chocolate mousse with raw eggs.

My favorite dessert is french silk pie. So hard to find. So delicious.

I'm assuming he's playing concussed. Only logical explanation.

That's not fair. The Vikings are doing plenty to make themselves look stupid, thank you very much.

Hey, Beasley, why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?

I'm now fighting the urge to go see if I have any blackheads to squeeze.

As someone who appreciates the satisfaction of extracting blackheads, I was disappointed in both the lack of appropriate tools and technique. Also, vomit.

"This is the closest I get to a spa package" may be the funniest thing, when taken in context, that I have ever heard in my life.