Givenchy Thomas sandals:

Harrumph.

Especially if you're a reefer-smoking collegian. Totally how it happened with me. First the weed, then I was murdering everyone.

I refuse to believe that these people weren't originally from Wisconsin.

When I was a kid, when I'd get in trouble my dad would make me read baseball rules and stats (with a quiz after) for punishment. I got a 4, and I was making semi-educated guesses on most.

Totally disagree. Oranges can't consent.

Thanks for the recommendation!

That may be my most favorite ever opening sentence in a Deadspin comment.

I go to Immortal Beloved in Logan Circle (I know, I hate the name). Do you like Urban Style Lab? My colorist and I have been having communication issues. He objectively does an amazing job but we seem to struggle to get my color to where I want it.

I'm so sorry for your loss. As others say, let yourself process this — just like with the death of any loved one, it takes time.

Ok, y'all have convinced me. Majority rules. I'll hold off on the eyebrows.

Ah, I see. Well, hopefully you can find someone who fits you better when you get back.

A friend of mine who is a psychologist says that she wishes more people in her profession would be upfront with clients that it is perfectly legitimate to "shop around" for a psychologist or therapist until you find someone you are comfortable with (and, after that, always ok to terminate if you stop feeling…

I've thought about it — but it would help if I actually looked like Cara Delevigne. But, yeah, skunky eyebrows or orange eyebrows concern me.

According to my salon, it's not allowed in DC — only tinting to cover up grays.

My own version of cacio e pepe. Some sliced fresh tomatoes. Some chocolate for dessert.

Beauty advice needed! I've slowly been transitioning from my natural light-to-medium brown hair to blonde. I'm eventually going to be very light blonde. Not there yet but I think I'm getting to the point where I need to consider lightening my eyebrows. I haven't done that since I was like 15 and the only thing…

Other folks have mentioned MAC (go to a MAC store if there's one near you — there's a hierarchy for MAC artists, and those are the best/most experienced). If you're going to a department store, Laura Mercier and Bobbi Brown require a certain amount of training for those who work at their counters. No matter whether…

Love that dress! I have found the listed length to be pretty accurate (I think they do an actual measurement of the garment). But I haven't bought a huge amount of stuff from them yet, so I may not have a complete picture.

I love Modcloth. Cute stuff like Anthropologie that fits me and is cheaper than Anthropologie. What's not to love?