Oh, I live in DC. I could easily find some tomorrow but, if only there were better late night options than the 7-11 up the street, those carnitas would be getting shoved down my gullet tonight.

Please put me down for one franchise in your mashed potato bar chain. And one extra mashed potato dispenser...for backup. Yes, that's it. Backup.

If I could get hold of young jackfruit in a can, I would make those right now. One of the things I miss as a vegan is delicious Mexican food that isn't just cheese and beans (and, don't get me wrong, I love me some cheese and beans). I wonder if jackfruit could also become carne asada?

There used to be a bar in Chicago where mashed potatoes were their thing. They had like 100 different toppings you could order. Good times. Also, instant mashed potatoes are disgusting. This man cannot be trusted with food-based things.

NYS law does rock but this was actually a decision interpreting federal law. Not pointing it out just to be one of those correctypants people but because, as unpaid internships are a problem everywhere, I want to make sure everyone knows that the law the judge was interpreting applies to everyone in all states.

There's nothing whimsical about snakes! I'm now packing to move even further away from Baltimore.

It's all adorable until you read the small print:

Oh, my. If I tried this people would be asking whether blood-colored slashes are the new blush.

Looks like Lindy is just a shill for Big Bird (the Bird Industrial Complex one, not the giant yellow Sesame Street one)!!!!!!!!!!!1

Are you....me??????

Now that you say that, I can see you're right — it's a champagne glass. But I'm going to pretend it is a delicious, delicious Magnum.

I am indeed Minnesotan (originally - don't live there now). My love of the Vikings and the way I pronounce words like bag always give me away. And the day I first saw a Magnum in the U.S. was a happy day indeed!

That's a magnum bar in her right hand, isn't it? Until we could get them here, if I was in another country that had them, I would try to have one in my hand (and in my mouth and belly) at all times. I swear I don't do anything else on this list, though. And I don't wear a fanny pack.

And another!

Oldie but goodie:

From the article about the jury's decision, it isn't clear that this decision was a result of the jury buying the defense's argument. Do you have other sources? I'm not saying a jury couldn't be wackadoodle enough to buy such a specious argument. It's just that, while the article says that (a) the shooter was…

The first thing I think after watching an episode of Mad Men is how much I can't wait for Wednesday for their analysis of the episode through the clothing the characters wore.

You know what they say - the higher the hair, the closer to God!

Lentils are the solution to all problems.