Yes. These fools with their IHOP vs. Waffle House debate. Both taste like garbage once you've had Original Pancake House.

I love this tutorial and I want to marry it. Or at least snuggle it real close.

Just to clarify, you don't actually need there to be an investigation or prosecution of the crime in order for an individual to be eligible for a U Visa. All the individual needs to demonstrate is that she/he is a likely victim of the crime, suffered substantial physical or mental harm because of the crime, and is…

I'm going to an AD watching party tomorrow. I'm really nervous because, as you said, the bar is so high. I'm tempted to skip it and wait to watch in small doses in order to lessen the pressure. I'm also concerned that so much strategic planning for a tv show says something disturbing about me.

This is an awesome, highly accurate list. I only wish it had been available to me from the ages of, oh, 15-32. I would also add, "any Republican older than 18 (assuming he is only a Republican prior to that because his parents are members of the party)".

Alexander Skarsgard and Kellan Lutz. And David Beckham. All three of them. Together. Hubba hubba.

I've never thought Blake Lively could act for shit but I could totally see her as the next version of Martha Stewart. I mean that as a compliment.

Seriously. Shakira was a huge improvement over Christina Aguilera. I weep.

Oh, yeah? Let's have someone commission a study about the impact of birds. They fly around willy-nilly, shitting all over the place, and have their own deadly flu named after them. I say the cats are doings us a favor.

I have answers, just as if I were Gwyneth herself! (1) In the full article, the author notes that her dinner parties are sometimes so disastrous that her guests start ordering sushi in front of her (I think the whole thing is a joke); (2) Traditionally, the fish in Baja style tacos is battered.

Actually, in the quote at the article, she's indicating that she's not comfortable with looking like an eight year old girl. She was talking about getting waxed for a dress she wore that had sheer panels on the sides. "But then it was all a disaster and now I look like an 8-year-old girl, basically."

We're boob twins (quadruplets?)! Anyway, check out herroom.com. They have a decent selection of 46Bs in a range of prices and styles.

Saying blatantly racist, sexist, or otherwise offensive things and not giving two fucks is clearly becoming a thing in the Republican Party. Can we just create a new verb to capture this? He GOP'd? Republicanned?

On the one hand, Elle Fanning looks lovely. On the other, sweet baby jesus don't let wire crinolines or hoop skirts come back as a fashion thing.

Dazed and Confused.

Ooooh, Carbs vs. Proteins. I can already tell you I'm on Team Carb.

No need to donate. NH is a small state with a legislature comprised of 424 members. Any Jezzie living there will get her/his turn eventually!

But at least you were freaking out for good reason!

My fear of flying is totally about a lack of control, so nothing will completely help unless I am allowed to fly the plane (which would be stupid because I don't know how to do that). Two things that have helped a little: first, a friend's dad is a former commercial pilot and he explained what causes crashes to…

Nothing witty to say. Just want to have all the sex with Jon Hamm.