The end of the episode implies Don doesn't even want to be alone with Megan.

This is a great analysis but I disagree with one part:

This is where I am an asshole and taunt everyone with the fact that, despite my love for the drink, I have never had a hangover. It's genetic — my Dad is the same way.

I hate romantic comedies. And yet! One of my favorite movies ever is The Goodbye Girl. I just realized it has many of these tropes (he's thoroughly unsuitable! Precocious child!) but it is so, so good. Now I want to watch it.

The book is one of my standard recs when anyone asks, I love me some Connie Britton and Tina Fey, and I want to do some age-inappropriate making out with Adam Driver. So, yes, I'll be seeing this movie.

Me too! Though, all pineapple and its evil extracts do to me is give me a burning, raw-feeling mouth. I checked the nutrition info out and it doesn't list bromelain or pineapple/extract. So I might give it a shot.

It is even more entertaining to read this advice in random order. Also, in some ways I feel very, very bad for any socially awkward but well-meaning young men who may take this to heart.

I am ok with this. Should have been cocaine but this will do.

Not sure but attributing it to Arkansas sounds believable.

Do you think Arkansas would secede if we let it? Because I'd be in favor of a 30-day window during which any interested state could secede. Residents of the state could get a time period to decide whether they wanted to remain or emigrate to the U.S. After that, up goes the wall!

Although I don't dispute that the majority of people who use tanning beds are white, I worry that the focus on race and ethnicity ignores the fact that all races can (and do!) get skin cancer. In fact, skin cancer tends to be diagnosed much later for African-Americans, Latinos, and others, in large part because of…

There would have been a lot more jazz hands, that's for sure!

Put it on a spoon!

The costume choices in Mad Men are always so amazing and spot on. I am probably as excited for Mad Style over at the Tom & Lorenzo blog as I was for the season premiere itself.

You guys...Jason Segel's undressing me with his eyes again.

Matthews does this all the time. He asks questions to which the short answer is "of course, duh," giving the person he's asking the opportunity to make his point.

One thing to remember about the benefits/rights thing: whether you are an employee (or whatever other label someone wants to give you) is determined by law, not by contract. Even if you are working from home, in your PJs, on a temporary basis, you may still be an employee entitled to some or all of the rights and…

"I anticipate the lines 'Hermione just stole all our shit!' and 'If I don't fuck Michael Cera tonight, I'm gonna blow my brains out,' to become things that high school students and coworkers yell at each other in the halls for months to come."

Just pointing out that I didn't say they would "revoke" his scholarship. I said they might not "renew" it. There's a difference. Although schools can offer multi-year scholarships to athletes, fewer and fewer do (especially in the money making sports, like football and basketball).

It's honestly getting more and more difficult for me to enjoy college sports. All I could think about after Ware's injury was that, if he doesn't recover fully enough to play again, Louisville will likely not renew his scholarship. They will also owe him nothing in terms of health care. And yet everyone involved in…