I like to look on the bright side. Now I can enjoy the rest of the tournament with the glee of an innocent child, without having to worry about something as seedy as brackets and whatnot.

Lou went on to say that he didn't want to blame the victim but Miami was drinking and dressed like a total slut.

Gets rid of "doll gape" for photos

For serious. Using a Brazilian of Italian descent is just mind-boggling. :/

I am going about this the same way I do basketball March Madness: with only the finest logic. Even if cocaine weren't a helluva drug, I have friends who still insist that New Coke never existed. And, really, Saddam Hussein didn't really dominate the 90s like the Rap Wars did. Sure, he was a focal point of the early…

They are, indeed, awesome. And I don't praise things from Wisconsin often.

Nice to see Dennis Kucinich land on his feet. He's already refers to his d-line as "the Department of Peace."

You can go to hell, Eddie Murray Sparkles. I will have my cats.

It does have an amazing line up.

Purple Rain Prince v. the Cosby Show and Titanic v. Crystal Pepsi are the most impossible choices ever faced by humanity but for entirely opposite reasons.

My mom fought her insurance company (successfully) for the ability to have her hysterectomy done by robotic surgery. Given that she had uterine cancer, it was the most minimally invasive procedure that she could safely have. Will it be the best option for all patients? No but the ACOG's finding will be used as…

Meh. I'm having a hard time getting worked up about this. Maybe it's because the Vikings did fine without him last season. You're absolutely right that his migraines will go away the moment he becomes a Seahawk, though. They would likely intensify and cause one of his eyeballs to explode if he remained in…

I agree. He was very unhappy in Minnesota, for whatever reason. I think they decided to get the best they could for him (which is actually, surprisingly, a lot) and remove what could have ended up being a real distraction next season. The move just makes upgrading the WR corps that much more of a priority this…

So, 10 days after she participates in the filing of a civil rights complaint with the federal government, she gets a letter from the honor board telling her that she may be in trouble for participating in the filing of a civil rights complaint with the federal government? My guess is that UNC's real lawyers would…

Love the two people from the audience who were caught on film saying "she's gorgeous," "gorgeous" in response to Kerry Washington coming out.

The best part of that terrible movie!

I also really liked his performance in The Hour, which, if you haven't seen it, I recommend.

I am a Thin Mint, which means I am a cannibal. Nom.

Although I agree with you on shortbread generally, I find the Girl Scouts version to be the worst. Too dry and, let's face it, shortbread is supposed to be buttery goodness.

I am shaped like a Contigo thermos. The new model. I also keep things hot or cold for hours!