Not how much but how many quarters you've been paying into it, I believe. She's probably only eligible for Medicaid.

I'm both impressed and frightened. Whether 'tis true or false, this tipster is waaaaay too invested in taking Pattinson down a peg or twelve.

OH, LORD! SENTIENT HUMAN BEINGS WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE SENTIENT HUMAN BEINGS!

How difficult do you think it would be for an active NFL player to come out? Less than it would have been, say, 10 years ago?

How to solve the nation's economic woes? More stimulus or deficit reduction? Also, if you had to choose to be either racist or sexist, which would you choose?

Crap! You beat me to it.

I'd like Nathan Fillion to check my handshake, if you know what I mean. (I mean have all the sex with me).

Meh. I normally can't stomach the Kardashians but I don't think this is a bad comment. Especially because poor ≠ termites, and rich ≠ termite-free. And in some places the extermination tents do have stripes on them.

I think most anything would be great with olive spread and mozzarella!

'Cause it's a diet food and we're all on diets. We subsist on yogurt, cottage cheese, grapefruit, and rice cakes.

I've been playing around with the commenting system over at Gawker and Deadspin for the past few days and actually think it's pretty good. One thing I'd like to see changed: it would be great if, instead of seeing them in a drop down menu, we could just continue to scroll through the avatars for all of the replies. …

You know what else sucks? The Dutch.

My guess is that it's the mall that put the sign up but, yes, this is the kind of help that the construction industry doesn't need (and shouldn't want, given its reputation).

Well, if they are solidly middle class, then go ahead and mock away....

"Band o' Besties"

"Mommy and Daddy haven't stopped loving you, they've just stopped loving each other."

Wouldn't this whole thing be better of Dr. Bailey was replaced by the OTHER Dr. Bailey, Chandra Wilson? This Bee would be 50% sassier.

I'd be willing to pay the extra dollars if I knew a nail salon was not just keeping things clean for me but was also paying attention to wage/hour and worker safety laws. That's a huge problem in the nail salon industry.

How is Kentucky not on this list? If it's one thing I've learned from watching Justified (and I've actually learned many things) it's that Kentucky is batshit.

The more I look at the picture, though, the more I agree something is off — but maybe more in the back shoulder area.