As much as I love the idea of a photoshop shark leaving the fingers behind as a warning to others, I think you just can't see her arm because the black bodysuit makes it blend into the arm in front. Either that or girl has forearms that are extremely disproprortionate to the rest of her arms.

The "confessionals" with Cee-Lo and his cat were probably the best part of The Voice (and I'm saying that as someone who likes the show).

Heaven forbid children (especially girl children) ever get exposed to things that do not neatly fit into their parents'/community's religious or political worldview.

I was going to say that it holds a special place of honor in my fridge but I just read another comment about freezing it in ice cube trays and storing it in the freezer. Oh, the possibilities!

You have blown my mind.

This filters out more of the bitter oils and acidity (for those who have probs with the normal coffee acidity).

Just to be clear, it's 12 hours for a 2-week supply. Not 12 hours every time.

Yes. I own this and it is one of the best investments I ever made. After 12 hours, you have a 2-week supply of non-bitter, non-acidic, delicious coffee. I no longer need to use sweetener of any kind! I have become a Toddy proselytizer.

Even further highlighting the dickishness of the Republicans is that VAWA already provides protection to undocumented immigrants. If married to a citizen or a legal resident, the battered undocumented spouse can self-petition for legal status. Also, and this is where the asshats get all asshatty, this…

Oui!

Because almost everything can be summed up with an Ann Richards quote:

It isn't that work outside the home isn't dignified. It's the hypocrisy of only valuing or recognizing the dignity of the work performed by a full-time mom when that full-time mom happens to be wealthy.

I will never understand the amount of time and energy some people put into making other moms feel shitty about their choices.

There is something really fucked up about a state that would both pass this law and challenge ObamaCare as violating individual liberties. I know that conservative interpretations of federalism permit this hypocrisy, but still.

The DC Archdiocese has this "the light is on for you" PR campaign going on for Lent, including tv ads. It's jarring, especially because I can't help but think of the Motel 6 "we'll leave the light on for you" ads every time I see it.

Championship: Cowgirl v. Fudge

I was four weeks late. Given that there isn't a "fuck no!" Byrthe Fygvre that shows a fetus desperately clinging to the inside of the womb, I'll go with IIII: the toe-dipper. It was January in Minnesota, after all.

My angry words have all been said below so I'll just say that this is my new Mitt Romney Mad Libs game:

As someone who grew up in San Diego, one of the most common explainers I use is "it's a reeeaaaally big county."

Yes, might be Dolores Hart. Former actress, now nun, but still a member of the academy.