girlnamedjake
GirlNamedJake
girlnamedjake

So what’s an industry to do when it has become persona non grata?

“Please bare with us until we find the right team to best serve our community!”

At long last, a subject where I actually know what I’m talking about.

But also, why is there only drama re: Jameela Jamil? She’s one of four people hired to judge/host the show, the other three being Megan Thee Stallion, Law Roach, and Leiomy Maldonado, of which only Maldonado has a background in voguing. The other two are a rapper and stylist.

I’ll thank you not to refer to the staff members at Fashion Bug that way!

However, these are now a self-imposed requirement when I use my mandoline slicer after the day I made potatoes that I couldn’t guarantee were 100% vegetarian.

One of the best, and perhaps the best reason to have kids, is stealing their shirley temple with no shame. As a 45 year old dad I could never order one for myself, but goddamn, they hit the spot occasionally...and thank god I have a 9 year old and 11 year old I can cajole into getting one for me.

n/naka was great, but we didn’t have to put too much effort into getting the reservation. It was also shortly after the Chef’s Table episode came out, so was surprised how easy it was. I haven’t tried lately, but maybe I should.

For a while many years ago I was partially addicted to Soyrizo, and I’m a carnivore. I just liked the taste.

Aspiring social justice company Unilever

All those unfortunate richies... it’s like Prospero’s masque all over again. They couldn’t even hide from the plague in their fancy French restaurant.

Oh, they know what they did.

Namechecking Bourdain as an aspiration is like a garage band saying they sound ‘like Hendrix’.

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That’s what I get for Dr. Rockso every year!

Literally nobody can spell chamois, anywhere in the world.

I don’t think you understand the point of this article at all. Using fat-shaming as an insult towards the person fat-shaming Ms. Hinson is just fostering more of the same problem, an environment of cruelty towards larger people.

Nah, I responded by signing the contract for my fourth book. 

Counterpoint: Snickers is a ruined Milky Way, tarnished by the addition of rancid peanuts.
Also, I’m confident that in a side by side taste test, MW caramel and nougat would beat the Snickers versions handily.

the bright sunshine of fresh cilantro

Unfortunately it's seasoned with cilantro, which basically makes it equal to feces