Every one of these comics is gold. Every morning when the alarm goes off, my husband says “I wish to harm the melody machine.” 

Your comment reminded me of this adorable comic:

“It just sucks that it has to be so public...”

my theory is that she started to date him because she thought he was Blake Griffin (a much better player and much much bigger star) and went through the whole marriage thing rather than admit she goofed

Her claim rests on this:

“I’m now outraged and hurt because I feel that my son, my only child, was denied access to a college not because he failed to work and study hard enough but because wealthy individuals felt that it was ok to lie, cheat, steal and bribe their children’s way into a good college.”

Ever since UVA got caught granting admission to wealthy donor children who couldn’t get in on their test scores and grades, I’ve been side eyeing resumes that have elite schools on them. I just work for the government so I’m sure my skepticism and “decline to interview” stamp have zero effect on happy, wealthy lives.

What a shitty snarky piece! I am still heartbroken over her loss. You go Hillary!

I was inspired by her campaign as were many she won the goddamn popular vote. She shouldn't run again because it will just be a repeat and she has sense. No need to shit on her work. 

I mean, say what you will about Elizabeth Holmes, but my god is she an amazing pioneer in the field of gender equality for massive corporate con-jobs. 

Wild. Please let them pick Wild.

I think it’s probably not a good choice to judge women based on that decision.

But he did more than fantasize. He himself says that he went out looking for someone to start something with him and no one would. That’s more than a fantasy, that is acting on those feelings. He was hoping a black man, any black man, would do something so he could take his anger out on them. He wasn’t fantasizing…

Sperm =/= kids. Just sperm can’t make children, a woman’s uterus is not a plant pot where men plant their seeds to grow babies. You need an egg too. Congratulations on sounding misogynistic, petty, desperate for attention AND uneducated, “Game”

Yes, and yet he kept talking about how brilliant Billy is. No, man, he is a fucking con artist. And you’re helping him con people.

He never explains why he was willing to go that far. None of the festival operations team did. Why didn’t they quit en masse a week out, two weeks out? Why did this events manager work with Billy for 4-5 years despite the fact that the clusterfuck of Magnesis was already associated with him? I thought the Fyre Media…

I would disagree. He enabled this chicanery just like everyone else.

To steal a phrase from “Cell Block Tango,”

It pisses me off how generous the news media is being towards the GOP every time the media says they’re powerless to stop the shut down. Bull. Shit.

Crisp Rat is, indeed, the most important takeaway from this entire post.