I doubt the liberal justices will leave on their own power, but if Anthony fucking Kennedy retires, I will find him and yell at him until I lose my voice. He’s not great and I regularly disagree with him but he is better than the bunch of Federalist Society dicksmacks the Republicans keep nominating.

Oh God, can I join you in hating school? I just started a new school year and everything feels wrong. I’m so anxious all the time I feel like I don’t remember what it was like to enjoy myself. There’s a million things to do and it seems like I’ll never catch up. My entire friends circle has shifted to the point where…

I think the NBA’s rule is only enforceable within their organization. I’m not sure how it would come out if someone ever took legal action. Shelley v. Kraemer ruled that the court couldn’t enforce a private rule that conflicted with federal legislation. I’m not a lawyer and there’s every chance that I’m wrong, but I’d…

Trolling at its finest.

Every single sentence in that interview was a new and horrifying revelation. My jaw was on the floor by like, sentence five. If you read it in a soft narrator voice, this sounds like some shit you’d hear on Dateline right before they find her body.

You are correct, that was one of the ways that Michael described The Bad Place.

Specifically to hurt me.

I mean, he’s gotta make his money back on the deal, right? /hork

I believe it was on Pod Save America that they mentioned that most likely the people who’ve been fired from the White House but are still saying nice things are looking to trade on that relationship. If they blow up the White House’s spot, then whatever access they have is out the window and they have nothing to sell.…

While we’re being catty, am I the only one who thinks he’s wearing a girdle? Or whatever the male equivalent of a girdle is? He’s got the weirdest posture, like his torso is ramrod straight while his neck and shoulders are collapsing in on themselves. It’s the same way I look when I’m wearing my most restrictive…

I maintain my white-hot take that Harvard has absolutely terrible taste but great marketing.

With a heavy dose of intoxication. That sleepy-eyed dopey smile is drugs or alcohol all the way.

I recently got into a podcast called “What Trump Can Teach Us About Constitutional Law.” If you’re in the mood to learn, that might be a fun one.

Oh no. What a tragedy. I am so sad to hear that he’s leaving. /s

Oh no. I’m so sad to hear this. What a great loss for humanity. /s

Jayapal is my rep and I can’t say I care for everything she does, but that being said, this old guy can go jump in the Gulf of Alaska. His condescension is a 1-2 punch against her being a woman and specifically a woman of color. Disrespectful ass.

Filliam H. Muffman makes me believe in love.

“Go home.”

She wants to be Lawyer Barbie. She’s not nearly on top of it enough to actually be Lawyer Barbie.

I’m guessing because it doesn’t really matter what her grades are. She wants to be Lawyer Barbie, not an actual practicing attorney.