This is so far beyond satire. If they added a laugh track I’d think it was a Colbert Report-style takedown of televangelism.

Way cooler than “Millenials.” I’ll take it.

Man, we Millenials are ruthless.

Pictured: Trump’s idea of supporting women

Oh I’m definitely with you that it looks like the Juden star. The level of tone deafness involved, up to and including this coming from an Italian company, is almost astounding. If I have to count how many points are on your star to guess at if you’re turning the Holocaust into a fashion moment, reconsider everything…

I’m also Jewish and the only reason I didn’t see it that way is because it’s a five-pointed star instead of a six-pointed star, so to me it looks more kindergarten-y. But the placement in combination with the color absolutely makes this problematic and I’m glad they pulled it.

cc Louise Linton

We’re happy you’re here!

The best burns are the ones that just state facts and leave it at that.

Sell this to HBO. I wanna watch it.

I have never looked that pretty (ever) while crying. I have some drop-dead gorgeous friends. They have also never looked that pretty while crying. It feels very posed and attention-seeking. At least that’s what’s rubbing me the wrong way.

Aw man, Rebecca Minkoff is a Scientologist? I love her purses. Too bad. Guess I won’t be buying her stuff any time soon.

TBH, and this might sound weird, but I always assumed that the breakdown was inevitable after his Guardians transformation. He mentioned a few times that Faris liked to bake and liked him chunkier. And for awhile there, basically every interview he gave was about his diet and how much he hated the person he was before…

You know what occasionally strikes me? How weird is it to be living in a time and living through something that you know will be written about in history books and that children will learn about.

Honestly, at this point, I kind of just sigh and grind my teeth at how much I hate these assholes.

I imagine that a huge part of it has to do with how prevalent the violence is. It seems like every fifth male celebrity has a violent background, or at least a misogynistic one. Anecdotally, I’ve heard more than one acquaintance say something to the effect that it’s not great but XYZ is also terrible so why should…

SERIOUSLY. Ok cool, let me just not have dinner. Shit, I gotta eat a “clean” meal (whatever the fuck that means) for my wellness. Ok, then let me do it at work. Nope, that won’t work because my company wants to get the absolute maximum productivity out of me. On the way to/from work? Kinda hard to mediate when I have…

I have a relative who smokes. Without fail, I get crapped on for my weight, but nobody says shit to the lifelong smoker. It makes me insane.

Funny story, I once worked with this woman who tried to sell me on some MLM nonsense by telling me she could get me to love working out again and how much weight I could lose. I told her that I already enjoy working out and that just because I’m overweight doesn’t mean I don’t like to run. Concern trolls gonna concern…

I’d say I agree, except I think it goes far beyond eating. Wellness, to me, is disordered self-care. It’s not just about what you eat. Wellness wants to tell you about the vitamins you’re supposedly missing or the way you’re stressing out or even what you wear (I’m thinking of those BS magic necklaces that supposedly…