I physically tensed up when I read this because oh my GOD is this spot on.

Get the cash up front. Trump is never good for it.

I feel this on a deep, spiritual level. Is there anything beyond a hard pass? Not for all the gold in Fort Knox. Not even if it would cause Jesus Christ himself to rise from the dead one more time to tell the Republicans to stop being such assholes. Just a whole lot of no.

I had the same thought. He looks like a store-brand version of Clooney, but one of the nicer store brands.

I wish I could remember where I read it and I will go back and look, but I’m pretty confident that police departments use civil forfeiture as a way to make up budget shortfalls. Honestly, it seems like government-sanctioned theft to me. I’d be ok with it if the property was held in trust and only permanently seized if…

I have a friend who will only refer to him as “Just Us Gorsuch” because, in his words, he’s not a real justice and doesn’t deserve the respect of the real title.

Yes! The entire time I was reading this, I kept flashing back to reading Holly Madison’s book. The bit about not allowing the girls to form bonds and constantly trying to get them to compete with each other sounded exactly like what Hugh Hefner did. Watch out for dudes with harems, that’s all I can say.

Extra low rise visible pubic bone jeans and dresses over jeans.

So this is the story they’re going with?

I thought the exact same thing! Syntax, motherfucker, do you understand it? 

I first tried the Birthday Cake flavor which was like eating straight sugar, but somehow worse. Then I was told to try the mint chip because that’s their best flavor. There might have been a good mint chip ice cream-style dessert underneath, but all I could taste was salt and it was disgusting.

Can someone explain to me why every man who looks like a little boy who looks like he got taller, but not older, is a Republican? It’s creepy as hell.

Friendly reminder that Mike Pence is just as tainted by Russia and general corruption as the rest of them. Flynn told Trump’s transition team that he was under investigation. Mike Pence was the head of that transition team. And yet Mike Pence is still trying to claim that he didn’t know that Flynn was bullshitting…

I don’t know, I just feel like it should concern me on a decency level. But make no mistake, if either one of them gets bounced for this, I will dance a jig on their metaphorical grave.

I once asked my Crim Law teacher how you could cast doubt on parts of your own witnesses’ testimony while leaving in tact the stuff that helped your case. Believing Putin when it’s convenient for Trump seems like that.

The amount of satisfaction that I would derive from watching McConnell and Ryan lose their jobs over this (not gonna happen, but wouldn’t it be nice?) should probably concern me.

Boy does this picture ever make me uncomfortable. From what I understand, at least in Germany, the Confederate flag is flown in place of a swastika because Germany has banned it. Considering Europe’s own far right and Trump’s fascist tendencies, people flying confederate flags at this rally is super disconcerting.

YUP. It’s this trophy display mentality that bothers me. And it’s not that a man can’t say “I like smart, strong women” it’s that so often that statement is a GIANT red flag that what they really want is a different kind of trophy than was common for so long.

TBH, unless I know them personally, when I hear a man say that he wants a “smart and strong woman” I always translate that to “I want a woman that others see as smart and strong so that they will think better of me, but I don’t actually want her to upstage me in any way.”

I wouldn’t out a ton of stock in battery life. It’s usually a crock of BS. In terms of brand versus brand, I’ve had a Lenovo Flex 3 for around three years now and it’s still going strong. In my experience, Lenovos are built like tanks.