I mean, if we’re being honest, a solid chunk of the American people worship money/power WAY MORE than any god.

...Is death an option?

He might have been 6'3" once upon a time but dude is 70. I’d bet real live, actual rubles that he has shrunk. And it doesn’t help that he has godawful posture. My guess is that, if he stands up straight, he hits right about 6'1". But the way he stands on average takes him down closer to 6 feet even. Obama is allegedly…

I had kind of the same initial thought re: hotness based on height, but I came to the conclusion that I think of Comey the same way I think of the dad of one of my friends; attractive in a way where I can totally see why my friend’s mom got with him but not attractive enough for me to want to hit it. I wouldn’t say…

Always gotta hide the good silverware when these two-bit thieves and con artists come to town.

This gif is gonna get a hell of a workout over 45's tenure.

I believe “technically legal, but scummy as shit” is the Trump family motto.

He did WHAT?! Jeeeeeezus I wish he would just go away.

I’m still here for the idea of giving Larry Wilmore Maher’s show. He was on the episode with Yiannopolous and he told that smug little troll to go fuck himself. I actually liked his show on Comedy Central and think if he got a chance to expand it and got the benefit of being on HBO, it could really be something. Bill…

Where I would buy property and what it would look like (related to pools, could be a sub-convo)

And, please note, Merkel is doing it in a heeled shoe. Donald Trump continues to be weak and lazy.

I wanted to watch it but I think it might cause me genuine pain. I always feel bad for documentarians that make good, important documentaries that are just too hard to watch.

There’s this guy I go to school with who I’m about 95% sure voted for Trump (I don’t know for absolute certain, but he seemed super happy the day after the election and I remember hearing an acquaintance bitching about something pro-Trump on his Facebook). We’re not friends, precisely, but I’m friends with a few of…

“Texas: the Lone Star state, in that a lone star is what most people would give Texas on Yelp.”

In the words of the great Eddie Izzard: Quod...the fuck. But seriously, he went from vaguely semi-normalish looking asshole to spoiled child declaring himself king of the playground with the chin jut and the frown. Does he not know how to be a human? Is that the problem?!

I would please like a seat at your table. I thought ZEfron was hot as Link in Hairspray and I’ve never been attracted to him again. Thus confirming my thing for dudes in suits.

10/10 would watch

You know what, I actually kind of buy this theory. I don’t say many complimentary things about Sean Hannity, but I will say that he has a solid ability to know where his audience is. And his audience isn’t at Fox any longer. Especially not with Fox trying to rebrand themselves as a kinder, gentler Fox News. I think he…

Also, I am old and foreign - how does one “vibe a record”?

This Fatherland’s End catalog looks weird.