The landing page of that blog told me every single thing I could have possibly needed to know.

Why is this administration different from all other administrations?

This prediction seems uncomfortably likely.

This speaks to me on a deep and spiritual level. I am also super cursed.

This trick. If you are gonna play the “I’m so smart I went to an Ivy League school” then you better never let me catch you pulling this “I don’t know what [extremely basic word that I learned in a public elementary school] means.” The thing that infuriates me most about this administration is that they think we’re all…

I cannot star this enough. I am so beyond irritated with John McCain standing tall when there’s no danger but refusing to use his position as one of the most senior members of the Senate to FUCKING IMPROVE SOME SHIT.

I’ve met a concerning amount of Trump voters in King. I can only hope that we really do overwhelm them when it comes to this stupid legislation. I, for one, cannot wait to enthusiastically vote against it.

Ordinarily I would agree with you, but I went to Portland recently and BOY shit gets scary when you get past Olympia. After Trump’s win I will never, ever be complacent again.

Well. There goes both my appetite and my sex drive.

An impression of me, a Not Super Old Person, looking at the way teenagers dress: Man, that shit was ugly when I was a kid. Why are we bringing it back? Didn’t we learn our lesson? Ehhhh kids are dumb.”

I’m not even trying to be funny, that looks like a baby hand. It’s small and pudgy.

That guy looks like he’s in his early 30s, which is why I went Chad/Brad. But I see definite Dylan potential there.

Ha! A comment of mine in the greys said that I always thought of Chad as the male version of Becky. Good to know I’m not alone. This guy does have a pretty Derek-ish face. I also wouldn’t be overly surprised if he turned out to be a Justin.

Actually, now that I think of it, most of the Chads I’ve met in my lifetime have been tech bros, not finance bros. I don’t know why, I’ve just always thought of “Chad” as the male version of “Becky.”

Interesting, I thought this was more of a “Chad” kind of move.

That’s what I do, although I recently got lectured by an acquaintance about not using the word “guys” because it’s anti-feminist.

I’m here for the syphilitic madness theory. Sure it’s probably 100% pure bullshit, but it feels good, and according to the Republicans, that’s all the proof one needs.

Your theory sounds plausible. But he’s still wrong. A buttoned up suit is possibly the most forgiving thing a man can wear. A well-cut suit is built SPECIFICALLY to hide any gut and emphasize the ideal upside-down triangle shape of the male figure. It’s like he’s physically incapable of being right about anything.

It would also help if he ever buttoned his suit. The suit jacket is always open, which is part of why the tie flies up. If he actually wore a suit the way it was meant to be worn, he wouldn’t need the damn tape.

Jeff Sessions’ stupidity and incompetence gives me confidence that if he could pass the bar, I can too. Silver lining?