Fuck this fucking guy right out the front door. I hope his bullshit comes back to bite him in the ass.

A former coworker of mine did this stuff. I told myself that he was just an overgrown frat boy and that behaving like this was just because he thought of me as one of his buddies and therefore didn’t think about his behavior. He never did anything untoward and even though he made me uncomfortable, I didn’t say…

This picture just makes me want a buddy comedy with The Rock and Meryl Streep.

John Mulaney had an excellent and very true bit on this. “Donald Trump isn’t a rich man, he’s like a hobo’s idea of a rich man would be.”

I did it when I was a child because I resented that I was being forced to eat steak when I would have preferred a hamburger. (Yes, I know, that is batshit insane, but again, I was a child.)

Armando Ianucci is probably mad as Hell he didn’t write this first.

I didn’t realize how much I wanted this until you brought it up and now I want nothing more. Please, WHCA. I would do something. I don’t know what. But SOMETHING.

Fingers crossed for him to go on Shark Tank with this nonsense. I’d really like to see him get ripped on national TV.

Fingers crossed for him to go on Shark Tank with this nonsense. I’d really like to see him get ripped on national TV.

I think he means that we go peacefully and don’t argue when they try to murder us.

Good god I wish I had a lot of sway at HBO because after watching Overtime, I would cancel Bill and give his spot to Larry in a fucking heartbeat.

Bill Maher is a full-on Sears special complete toolkit. He thinks he’s edgy when in reality he’s just some old white dude who agrees with some terrible people about basically everything except the legalization of pot. Let’s just call a spade a spade and acknowledge that his liberal credentials, so to speak, are…

See, I was of the opinion that they’d either do it right away or after two years so as to give Pence the maximum possible allowable amount of time to be president. The law says two terms or a max of ten years, if you have to take over the presidency, so I figured they’d go for max possible time. But who knows, maybe…

You forgot “War of Northern Aggression” somewhere in there.

I believe that school is first grade and they just never got beyond it.

Came here for this comment and was not disappointed.

Does she need a kidney? I’ve got two and I’m willing to share.

I thought about mounting a whiteboard on a stick so I can customize my message to what’s sure to be a lot of very necessary protests.

An even easier way to do it would be to switch over to entirely absentee voting. Washington does this. You get your ballot two weeks before the election and you can fill it out at your leisure and return it any time before the election. Then you get a tracking code to ensure that your ballot gets delivered and…

Can’t argue there. Ignorance is bliss, and all that.