100% truth. If you put your hands on me, please expect to lose the use of them.

We read a case in my criminal law class that supported the idea that if the brain was dead but the heart was beating, that was not necessarily “life” and a doctor was not a murderer for discontinuing medical care. I think this is an interesting concept in that it’s almost the inverse. If a heartbeat without brain…

It is very possible that in her town in Slovenia that no, she could not have just gotten a job.

I always wondered how I’d die. If this week is any indication of the next four years, it turns out it’ll be an aneurysm.

SOMEONE FETCH ME MY SMELLING SALTS BECAUSE I AM SHOCKED.

I don’t know, it doesn’t seem like her family was that wealthy? I always assumed she married Trump because it was either what was expected of her or it was her best option out of a bunch of bad ones. I feel sorry for her on that level, because a woman should have more opportunities than “should I marry this repugnant…

Why wouldn’t the United States itself have standing? Isn’t the idea behind a statute that breaking it harms society at large and the government is their representative? I know that, on a practical level, the odds of the DOJ prosecuting Trump for violating the Emoluments Clause are just slightly less than the odds of…

“When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal.” Richard Nixon or Donald Trump? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

first official briefing

I’m almost positive this is shade. The first time I scrolled past it thinking “oh, the DoD is advocating getting all up in everybody’s business, that’s why this is funny.” Then the second time I saw it I was like “OH WAIT NO they’re goading Trump.” If Shade Court has taught me anything, it’s that if you have to…

I have enough hope left in humanity to think that even Justice Kennedy will refuse to let this law through, so Trump’s future nominee isn’t where the balance hangs, here. But, tbh, I’d still feel better about it with Scalia on the court. And now that I’ve added THAT to the list of phrases I thought I’d never say, I’m…

The Women’s March prompted some reflection for me. I’ve never been to a political protest in my life and I agree with you that this march was somewhat of a catharsis. I described it to my mother as being a way of people in my city fighting back against the gaslighting. Of getting together and saying “you are not…

My theory is that the Republicans will use Trump as a test balloon to see exactly how far they can go and get away with it. If Trump does something so absolutely egregious that even Nixon would tell him to take it down a notch, the Republicans will impeach him at the two year mark so that Pence can finish out Trump’s…

It’s hard to feel superior when people openly acknowledge that you’re an idiot. They want us to like them so that they can reject us. Further proof that these losers never made it past middle school, mentally.

Cover the underside of the mouse with clear tape and watch them lose their minds.

I’m super proud to have Patty Murray representing my state right now. I don’t think I could hold my temper questioning these lying assholes.

Oh, I don’t know, I kind of believe it’s not based on Tom Cruise. The actor in the lead role is far too young and tall to be Cruise.

I am genuinely sad that I can only give you one star. I would like to give you a million.

Pictured: Trump’s inauguration crowd.