Donald Trump isn’t even real brand-name Cheetos. He is a dollar store knockoff called Cheezy Puffz that expired two years ago.

As a Jew of Spanish descent, fuck that bullshit straight off a cliff.

Oh, God, I hadn’t even really thought about that. It honestly makes me sick to picture that.

Oh thank God it wasn’t just me wondering this. I assume it’s the years and years of bleaching to get to that Fox News Blonde that have caused the hair to be so damaged that it ends up looking like straw.

He’s East Coast? So West Coasters could theoretically just stay up a little and call him before bed to wake him up around say, two or three in the morning?

My dad does some ass-backwards shit (he’s openly said he would have preferred sons to daughters) but even he has been horrified at the way many men have been behaving throughout this past election cycle. I swear, sometimes I talk to guys I thought were okay and it’s like that part of the horror movie where you realize…

I will be studying that day. Considerably more fun and useful than repeatedly telling myself I can’t actually dive through my TV and yell at him in person.

The mean girl part of me wants to tell her to go get a real job instead of trading on her daddy’s name to make a living by playing the perpetual victim.

That headline makes me wanna punch McConnell in the nuts. While wearing brass knuckles.

The only thing I can think of is that maybe Blythe Danner and Debbie Reynolds were friends. I know they had the Will and Grace connection - Blythe being Will’s TV mom and Debbie being Grace’s TV mom.

I always thought they were kind of stupid. The only episode I saw involved them buying a house and then painting it before they checked the CCRs. Lo and behold, the color they picked was non-regulation and they had to spend a bunch of money to redo it.

I agree, he is like a smart person in the sense that he has a mouth and a functioning central nervous system, but the similarities end there.

I usually drop in with “hey, have you checked out what people have been saying about the Jews recently? Somehow I don’t think nominating a Jew was going to improve that.”

Fetus =/= infant. Different fucking words, different fucking meanings. Why is this so hard for these idiots to understand?!

It’s ok, I totally understand. Some of my relatives were taken by the Nazis. We don’t even know if they ended up in a camp, we just know that they were killed. It’s not okay and we can’t let it happen again. It’s important that we haven’t forgotten what happened to our ancestors.

Don’t be sorry. You’re not at all wrong to be upset. This shit is upsetting and what was done to the Nisei and Nikkei was just flat out fucking wrong.

Oh look, here’s my next wave of nausea.

I will happily chip in for a team of top-flight doctors to follow Ruth Bader Ginsburg everywhere she goes to ensure that she stays right where she belongs.

The Oubliette?

I checked in with a military friend of mine and this is how she explained it to me: