I’m curious if it’s that he wants to sleep with her and knows he can’t or if it’s simply a control issue. I think that Trump thought he was in control of the media, rather than reality, which was that he and the media were mutually using each other. I suspect he thinks that every woman should be waiting for his good…

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I’m not 100% sure, but I think it’s just a plurality of voters in the state. Here in Washington, the I-5 corridor from Everett to Tacoma basically decides our elections. From what I can tell, that’s many fewer than half of our districts. Plus gerrymandering is much less effective on a national level, which makes me…

Uncomfortably accurate.

Okay ladies, now let’s get in formation...

Her jobs creation proposal could just be “hey, if I win, Secret Service is gonna need WAY more help.”

I’m almost certain we’re going to get the same face from Seth Meyers’ WHCD roast. That tight-lipped, gritted teeth, pretending-to-laugh0but-low-key-seething face he thinks we all believe.

Ahhhhh I knew I’d heard it before. Wanda Sykes used it to refer to President Obama in her 2009 WHCD gig. I vaguely remembered having read it in a book in high school (Huck Finn, I think?) and from the context of the speech I thought it sounded along the lines of the N-word: not something my pale self should be saying,…

What about like a prop gun where the “bang” flag comes out but instead a little pop-up “NOPE” flag?

Sometimes it’s not so bad. Awhile back I had a friend whose father died had recently died. She missed him terribly and weird, but not at all sinister stuff kept happening. It finally ended when she won flowers on her birthday. Never happened again.

Gary Johnson is that teacher who seems really cool but then you look back five years later and you realize he was low-key creepy as hell.

She’s what I think of as a respectable Republican. I disagree with here VEHEMENTLY, but she articulates reasoned positions and she, as a human, seems decent. I don’t necessarily hope her candidates win, but I do appreciate that she is principled.

I am only 10% kidding. She already did an impression of him and she can do the Serious Acting portion of things, so I’m for it.

Meryl Streep.

I would have told her not to call me dear and not to put her fucking hands on me. Then I would have ripped her smug, disrespectful, fact-free ass a new one. This is why I’m neither on TV, nor am I in politics. Sally Kohn has significantly better impulse control than I do.

Same on my FB. I had to just not comment because otherwise I was going to flip my lid. She said we shouldn’t look at Donald Trump the person, just his policies. How is this election seriously happening?

Sally Kohn is all of us.

No, Newt. A bad flight is that time the guy in the seat next to me wouldn’t stop hitting in me so I had to play possum for six hours in a row, what ya boy did is sexual assault. Jesus Christ, never have I been more sure that adult men need to take sex ed again.

Not a fucking chance. Donald Trump is visually unattractive but is internally repulsive, which is the real dealbreaker.

He might get it but I bet he’d probably spell it Chiyna.