It has been my life experience that when someone says either “believe me” or “I’m gonna make you a great deal” they are lying through their teeth. So basically I believe very little that’s coming out of Trump’s mouth.

I don’t even know anymore. Is it November yet?

Oh shit, this must be why we’re getting Space Jam 2. Well everyone, let’s all get ready for some truly hideous clothing choices.

I swear to God I’ve seen this post somewhere before. Maybe Tumblr? Either way, it’s still hilariously drama queeny.

This primary proves that the “will of the WA voters” is being respected.

I don’t understand Hillary Duff’s picture at all. Why are her hands down her pants?

I once switched my mom’s cell phone ringtone to the Mexican Hat Dance. Hilarious prank, right up until it went off during a meeting she was in. I got read the riot act for that one.

Oops, sorry! Didn’t see that this had already been answered in the greys!

No lips whatsoever in that family.

I really thought that was basically the thing he’s most known for. Didn’t we leave Billy Bush back in the aughts, like we were supposed to?

I’ve seen a few episodes because I was told it was really funny. And I enjoy Hamilton.

Yes, I know, and I’m saying I think that’s a stupid point.

I get that. I just think it’s a stupid point.

No, I’ve got that. I just don’t find it funny. If I’d spend my time in real life trying to get away from you, I’m not dedicating my free time to watching your antics.

There are so many reasons I dislike Larry David and he just keeps adding to the list. To me, Curb Your Enthusiasm was a show about a guy I would endeavor to spend as little time as possible around because he’s a raging asshole.

I am rooting for this so hard you don’t even know.

I really enjoy Madam Secretary because I am a political junkie and it’s a solid way to spend an hour, but other than that I do not.

Blackish is truly excellent. The episode where they talk about the first Obama inauguration really hit me because it was a perspective I had never even thought of. Plus the characters are all mostly likable and they don’t shy away from reality in terms of things like the characters making enough money to support their…

I was offended by that show as a Millenial trying to afford an apartment. “I’m a freelance writer but I can afford to live in a really nice, huge apartment in a major city all by my lonesome!” GTFO.

I’m here for the Paul Rudd is a vampire theory. Swear he hasn’t changed since Clueless.