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girlinseattle

All our kids can just bond with each other and it’ll be Jezebel: The New Class.

If I ever have kids I’m gonna stuff them chockablock full of all the shows I watched as a kid. My future children can get ready for a never-ending lineup of Reading Rainbow, Wishbone, Ghostwriter, Animaniacs, and for video games they’ll be playing Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego and The Oregon Trail.

You’re definitely not wrong - the Republican party, for better or worse (let’s be honest, for worse) has evolved into what it is today. I imagine they’ll still call themselves the Republican party for a good long time, but Trump is the undeniable evidence that the Republican party they’re trying to pretend they’re

Why are these people so fucking stupid?

This is mesmerizing and I feel like I could watch it for hours.

If your Starbucks has seriously told you this, you should report this location to Starbucks corporate (1-800-782-7282) because this is not at all their policy. The markup on most of their drinks is high enough that it’s better to give five cents more of product than it is to piss their customers off by refusing to

Tbh if someone tried to stunt-cast any of the GOP hopefuls in their video asking me to prom, I’d probably be less inclined.

I AM NOW! *downloads every available episode*

I just really want this to be happening. CJ Cregg 4eva.

I must have forgotten to use our special @jewmail.com email addresses! Thanks buddy!

I watched about half of one episode where they bought a house, didn’t even bother to skim the CC&Rs, painted the house, and then were shocked, shocked, when the HOA said they had to change the color of the house and they basically said “but we already started painting it!” Too stupid for words.

If the Jews really were in control, I’d be getting majorly shafted because I do lowly data entry and make not enough money when I should be out there controlling the media.

I am utterly convinced that his older daughter straight up hates him. She’s always the one vocally trying to get away from him or saying things that are very unhelpful for Cruz. I’m hoping that in college she comes out as a guns metaphorically blazing liberal.

OH THANK GOD it wasn’t just me. If it makes you feel better, I am A Young and I had the same thought about "milk, milk, lemonade."

All of this is so wrong. Holy FUCK how is this reality.

Clarence-Thomas-Is-A-Pig-In-A-Blanket?

I wish I had the power to ungrey because all of this, so much. Bernie voted against DOMA not because he thought it was a bad law but because he felt that it should be left to the states. It wasn’t until the late aughts that he began to vote pro-gay rights for the sake of gay people having equal civil rights. Also he

The more she debates and talks actual policy, the more excited I am to have her as the Democratic nominee. She is an incredibly smart woman and her track record says to me that she knows how to make shit happen, which is what I’m looking for in a president.

I love their reactions. The actress who plays Diane has great deliveries and expressions. This moment was one of my favorites of hers.